Site Health Report Card
“Shop like a billionaire. Wait like a regular person.”
Pica's take. Temu's page is a firework show of deals, spinners, and countdown timers, all weighing nearly ten megabytes. It is young, confident, and in a hurry to sell you a spatula. The locks are fine.
Largest paint
4.9s
Page weight
9.6 MB
Requests
300
Third-party scripts
26
Domain age
4 yrs
Blocklists
0 / 60
Timed by our own browser
Pica is worried.
Pica: Ten megabytes and three countdown timers. I panicked and bought a spatula.
Run the Speed Test on temu.comA look from the outside
Solid, with a quibble or two.
Pica: Twenty-six outside scripts and a partial policy. Busy, not broken.
Run the Hack Check on temu.comWhat the internet says about it
In excellent shape.
Pica: Four years old. Very famous, very fast.
Run the Tracker Check on temu.comIs it in a good neighborhood?
In excellent shape.
Pica: Rents on Akamai. Lots of deliveries at the door.
Run the TTFB Check on temu.comPica runs these checks on your site every day, and only writes when a grade slips. $11.11 a month for 50 sites.
How we grade. Four checks, weighted equally: speed timed by our own browser, a security look from the outside, public reputation signals, and the network the site lives on. A look from the outside is not a server audit.