Site Health Report Card
“Clean, quick, and thinking about the future.”
Pica's take. OpenAI's site is minimal, fast, and locked with care, like a lab that does not want anyone touching the equipment. It lives on Cloudflare and invites few outsiders. Nothing to report, which it would probably summarize anyway.
Largest paint
2.0s
Page weight
2.9 MB
Requests
75
Third-party scripts
5
Domain age
11 yrs
Blocklists
0 / 60
Timed by our own browser
In excellent shape.
Pica: Three megabytes. Mostly whitespace, which I admire.
Run the Speed Test on openai.comA look from the outside
In excellent shape.
Pica: Strict policy, five outside scripts. Lab coat on.
Run the Hack Check on openai.comWhat the internet says about it
In excellent shape.
Pica: Eleven years old. In the news roughly every eleven minutes.
Run the Tracker Check on openai.comIs it in a good neighborhood?
In excellent shape.
Pica: Cloudflare. Good neighbors. We are one of them.
Run the TTFB Check on openai.comPica runs these checks on your site every day, and only writes when a grade slips. $11.11 a month for 50 sites.
How we grade. Four checks, weighted equally: speed timed by our own browser, a security look from the outside, public reputation signals, and the network the site lives on. A look from the outside is not a server audit.