Site Health Report Card
“Handmade, with a lot of hands.”
Pica's take. Etsy is a cozy craft fair that grew into a convention center. It loads at a craft-fair pace, keeps decent locks, and rents a nice space on Google's cloud. Everything here is handmade except the scripts.
Largest paint
3.2s
Page weight
5.0 MB
Requests
170
Third-party scripts
21
Domain age
21 yrs
Blocklists
0 / 60
Timed by our own browser
Gets there, with notes.
Pica: Five megabytes. Each one knitted by hand.
Run the Speed Test on etsy.comA look from the outside
In excellent shape.
Pica: Twenty-one outside scripts. Artisanal.
Run the Hack Check on etsy.comWhat the internet says about it
In excellent shape.
Pica: Twenty-one years old. Still selling mugs with jokes on them.
Run the Tracker Check on etsy.comIs it in a good neighborhood?
In excellent shape.
Pica: Google Cloud with Fastly out front. Nice booth.
Run the TTFB Check on etsy.comPica runs these checks on your site every day, and only writes when a grade slips. $11.11 a month for 50 sites.
How we grade. Four checks, weighted equally: speed timed by our own browser, a security look from the outside, public reputation signals, and the network the site lives on. A look from the outside is not a server audit.