Site Health Report Card
“Still yodeling. Slightly out of breath.”
Pica's take. Yahoo has been on the block since before most websites had a front door. The house is solid, the locks are good, and the neighbors are family. It is just carrying a lot of furniture: almost seven megabytes of it, and a guest list of scripts I stopped counting at forty.
Largest paint
3.1s
Page weight
6.8 MB
Requests
212
Third-party scripts
41
Domain age
31 yrs
Blocklists
0 / 60
Timed by our own browser
Gets there. Brings luggage.
Pica: It loads the way a cruise ship docks: eventually, and with a lot of cargo.
Run the Speed Test on yahoo.comA look from the outside
Good locks. A lot of spare keys.
Pica: Every door is locked. It is just that forty-one strangers have a spare key.
Run the Hack Check on yahoo.comWhat the internet says about it
A long, clean record.
Pica: Thirty-one years without a record. Some of those were the nineties, which count double.
Run the Tracker Check on yahoo.comIs it in a good neighborhood?
A gated community, built in-house.
Pica: Lives in a gated community it built itself. All the neighbors are cousins.
Run the TTFB Check on yahoo.comPica runs these checks on your site every day, and only writes when a grade slips. $11.11 a month for 50 sites.
How we grade. Four checks, weighted equally: speed timed by our own browser, a security look from the outside, public reputation signals, and the network the site lives on. A look from the outside is not a server audit.