Site Health Report Card
“Two ticks. Both blue. Fast.”
Pica's take. WhatsApp's website is a very tidy lobby for an app that lives on your phone. It loads quickly, keeps its locks tight, and shares a house with the rest of the Meta family.
Largest paint
1.9s
Page weight
2.4 MB
Requests
60
Third-party scripts
2
Domain age
17 yrs
Blocklists
0 / 60
Timed by our own browser
In excellent shape.
Pica: Quick in, quick out. It knows you are here to download something.
Run the Speed Test on whatsapp.comA look from the outside
In excellent shape.
Pica: Locked end to end, front door included.
Run the Hack Check on whatsapp.comWhat the internet says about it
In excellent shape.
Pica: Seventeen years old, and your aunt still forwards everything.
Run the Tracker Check on whatsapp.comIs it in a good neighborhood?
In excellent shape.
Pica: Lives in the Meta compound, in the room with the group chats.
Run the TTFB Check on whatsapp.comPica runs these checks on your site every day, and only writes when a grade slips. $11.11 a month for 50 sites.
How we grade. Four checks, weighted equally: speed timed by our own browser, a security look from the outside, public reputation signals, and the network the site lives on. A look from the outside is not a server audit.