Site Health Report Card
“Scores load fast. Everything else goes to overtime.”
Pica's take. ESPN gets you the score quickly and then sends in the whole bench: seventy-one outside scripts and ten megabytes of highlights. Nobody wrote a content policy, and the page moves like a crowd doing the wave.
Largest paint
5.2s
Page weight
10.1 MB
Requests
330
Third-party scripts
71
Domain age
31 yrs
Blocklists
0 / 60
Timed by our own browser
Pica is worried.
Pica: Ten megabytes. The game ended before the page did.
Run the Speed Test on espn.comA look from the outside
Gets there, with notes.
Pica: Seventy-one outside scripts and no content policy. Crowded stands.
Run the Hack Check on espn.comWhat the internet says about it
In excellent shape.
Pica: Thirty-one years of sports. Zero blocklists. Plenty of hot takes.
Run the Tracker Check on espn.comIs it in a good neighborhood?
In excellent shape.
Pica: Akamai's stadium. Good seats.
Run the TTFB Check on espn.comPica runs these checks on your site every day, and only writes when a grade slips. $11.11 a month for 50 sites.
How we grade. Four checks, weighted equally: speed timed by our own browser, a security look from the outside, public reputation signals, and the network the site lives on. A look from the outside is not a server audit.